Relationship Recovery Therapy.
Virtual and online, anywhere in Minnesota.
I have attachment Issues' and other fun realizations.
Ever had that slow, dawning horror that your entire relational history is a boomerang?
Just when you think you’ve thrown it far enough away, it swings back around to remind you it’s not done with you yet.
Maybe it’s the bad romance you keep finding yourself caught in over and over (and over) again, or a crash-and-burn divorce that’s still smoldering.
Could be the narcissistic boss that sucked out your self-esteem and spat it into a toxic waste bin. Like, seriously, they couldn’t even put that sh*t in recycling?
Or old family drama – because nothing spices up your formative years like a household that doubles as a boot camp for psychological warfare!
And every time the past crashes back into your life, it dredges up a mess of unresolved issues and worn-out patterns, poisoning your new connections and f*cking up your peace.
Picture this: you're finally shrugging off those toxic relationship patterns.
It's like realizing your worst exes and nightmare relatives have been secretly directing your life's drama—only now you’re snatching the director's chair back.
"Cut! That’s a wrap, folks!" you shout as you toss those old scripts into a bonfire.
Imagine … setting boundaries! Building relationships on fresh foundations!
Peace? Check.
Self-respect? Double check.
Ability to spot red flags from a mile away? Expert mode.
Your attachment style, once best described as 'why does everyone I love always run away?' has now upgraded to 'let's build something great together.'
Every new connection is now an opportunity, not a threat.
Farewell, storm clouds of dysfunctional relationships and recurring heartaches.
New forecast: sunny, with a chance of genuine happiness.
Picture this: you're finally shrugging off those toxic relationship patterns.
Our therapists have seen it all—divorce dramas, ghosting sagas, and family feuds …
… we’ve weathered enough relational storms to qualify for a series on the Weather Channel.
Our approach: no sugar-coating, no endless sympathy nods.
We’re here to throw cold water on the fiery dumpster that’s been your romantic past.
Ready to become a red flag ninja? We'll train you to spot them faster than a cat spots a laser pointer.
We'll not just cut those toxic ties; we'll nuke them from orbit.
I mean …
*strikes match and lights fuse with diabolical smirk*
… it’s the only way to be sure.
